[Silence on the terminal for a bit until the sound of someone flailing wildly, or perhaps trying to hold on to their sense of balance, against the terminal is heard]
[An obviously drunken female voice starts speaking]
M'saying..That...Sh..She can do anything...What have you... She wants ta! She's a big girl!..
[A male voice replies, notably less inebriated, though not entirely sober himself.]
Still a little girl to me sometimes, can't help it, but... Mm. Didn't expect this.[Female voice escalates a bit]
I'mjus' SAYING THAT I'M NOT BOTHERED ONE BIT! NOT AT BLOODY ALL! Jus' because I had a relashio...relay....thing.. with her at one point.
[Sound of someone smacking the terminal for emphasis, followed by a drunken 'Owww' ]
Hey, careful. But...hell, I didn't even know you two weren't... Thought you were still, you know.Timesh....Changes things...Ish my own damn fault I gess...... S'not like I expected to..Be back.
I mean...on one hand, I...understand, you know? How long were you away...don't remember, but...waiting is...only for so long.... 'remember, with Grimmjow---[The voice cuts off with a wince of pain.]
...never mind. But...thought you two were perfect for each other.Ish...Been at least seven bloody years since I've been to this placeh....
[Long pause]
Perfect doshen...dosn...don't mean meant to be. S'fact of life... I went wish other people when I was back home... I moved on in life. I dun see why she can't do the shame.
I guess. Still... You still count as a sister to me, even if not a sister-in-law, got it?Shure shure....
[Sound of mumbling incoherently before the Tyve's voice reaches a creshendo]
THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG WITH ME AND I'mSH PERFECTLY FINE.
It's okay. Just...just calm down, 'right? Making my head hurt...WHAT? I'M TALKING JUSH FINE! I'M JUSH LETING PEOPLE KNOW NOT TO WORRY. I could to with a decent football game though... S'not the same as back home. Least 'could watch the telly at the pub.
Telly...? Oh...right. Television.'course it's the televishion. Im speakin' English, right?
English English, 'seems.Damn straight...It's the only proper kind! Give me a hand here. I can still make a sentenceh... I'm not pissed enough. TO THE TAVERNS!
[The sound of Tyve and Allelujah wandering off, a final "One more beer and that's it for you young lady" being heard from Allelujah, before the terminal times out]
[[ooc: Orange = Alle. What was initially supposed to be just catching up turned into LOLDRUNK MOMENT.]]